50 Things To Do Before I Die

After a conversation with my friend J I remembered that I wrote a list of things I want to do before I die, and seeing as I did so when I was about 14 I have decided to update it.

Things I have achieved off of my old list:

- Streak (partially, I never left my friend's front garden)
- See Enter Shikari live
- Take part in a circle pit and not die and go in a mosh pit at a super hxc gig
- Not get drunk for over a month
- Get straight A's at AS Level
- Host a halloween party
- See the Horrors/ Crystal Castles live
- Make out with a scene kid
- Do goth belly dancing
- Sunbathe naked (well, I was topless)
- Go to a proper bar (LOL at myself)
- Attend Trinity Sixth Form
- Get emo hair (I soon lost it haha)
- Kissed a girl in a public place

Here is the new, and improved, list:


1. Streak in a public place
2. Go skinny dipping in inappropriate places
3. Attend a roller disco
4. Become wealthy of my own accord
5. Travel to Turkey
6. Travel to Brazil
7. Be a ski bum for at least one season and ski from the top to the bottom of a mountain in my underwear
8. Travel to Japan
9. Travel to Morocco
10. Travel to Australia
11. Show M how we do things here in England
12. Attend a dirty illegal rave
13. Experiment with questionable substances
14. Pass my bloody driving test!
15. Achieve straight A’s at A Level
16. Attend as many different fancy dress parties as possible
17. Get at least one tattoo
18. Meet Simon Amstell and tell him that he is ridiculously amusing
19. Meet Stephen Fry and be in awe
20. Go to watch Top Gear whilst it is being filmed
21. Become a successful journalist
22. Get my nose re-pierced
23. Get my tragus pierced
24. Get my nipple pierced
25. Give a lap dance
26. Attend a masquerade ball
27. Experiment sexually
28. Come out to my parents (I am bi and my family are conservatively minded)
29. Sunbathe (fully) naked and not give a shit
30. Attend a festival (particularly Reading)
31. Learn burlesque
32. Find my ancestors
33. Model for something fashion related
34. Have a bonfire in my garden (or G’s) with smores and cider
35. Camp out for a weekend in a random field with my closest friends, a single tent and a crate of alcohol
36. Go on a road trip to Hever Castle
37. Go shopping at the High Street with G wearing only a coat and heels to see if anyone notices
38. See theatre that breaks boundaries
39. Enjoy my youth
40. Act in a theatre to an audience of at least 100 people
41. Attend university and live up every minute of it
42. Rent an apartment in North London
43. Have a night out at a gay bar in Soho
44. Own a timeless vintage Chanel piece
45. Own La Perla and Agent Provocateur underwear
46. Own a pair of Louboutin heels
47. Learn Italian
48. Drive a motorbike
49. Drive a vintage Mustang
50. Eat one of the giant muffins at O’Grady’s and wish it lived up to the expectations of my taste buds

Well, I had better get started...

Music- Cloud Ants- Coka Cola (I had forgotten how much I love this band!)

xxx